๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: BONK.fun wallet drainer detected  ยท  ๐Ÿ”ฅ pump.fun users completely unbothered  ยท  ๐Ÿ’ธ BONK holders: "should've stayed on pump"  ยท  โ˜๏ธ Cloudflare page now the safest part of BONK.fun  ยท  ๐Ÿ• Doge laughing at BONK  ยท  ๐Ÿ“‰ "minimal losses" is crypto for "oops"  ยท  ๐ŸŽ‰ pump.fun: been here, still here, never hacked  ยท 
โšก Breaking News ยท March 12, 2026

BONK.fun
got rekt

A hacker installed a wallet drainer on BONK.fun at 2:20 AM UTC.
Meanwhile, pump.fun users were sleeping soundly. ๐Ÿ›Œ

522: Connection Drained

The origin server at BONK.fun is not responding โ€” probably because a hacker signed in as a team member, posted a fake Terms of Service, and emptied your wallet while you clicked "agree" at 2AM.

โœ“ Cloudflare Safe  โœ— Your Wallet Not Safe

Ray ID: g3t-r3kt-m8-1337 ยท 2026-03-12 02:20 UTC ยท BONK.fun ยท AS13335 Cloudflare
๐Ÿ“ข BONK.fun Official Statement ยท 02:47 UTC

"Hey everyone, so a hacker kind of... got into a team account... and maybe planted a wallet drainer on our site... but losses are minimal... totally fine... please don't leave... the Cloudflare page is actually really pretty... we're working on it... ๐Ÿ™‚"

โ€” @BONKfun team, absolutely fine and not panicking
How It Went Down ๐Ÿ’€
The Obvious Comparison Nobody Is
Saying Out Loud ๐Ÿ‘€
  • Team account compromised
  • Wallet drainer on main domain
  • Told users to avoid own site
  • Fake ToS as attack vector
  • "Minimal" losses (sure)
  • Eight months โ†’ one bad night
  • Currently: a Cloudflare page
  • Vibes: extremely not great
  • Battle-tested infrastructure
  • No wallet drainers. Ever.
  • You can actually visit the site
  • ToS is just boring legal text
  • Zero losses from site hacks
  • The OG. Still standing.
  • Currently: fully operational
  • Vibes: unbothered as always
0
Times pump.fun
installed a drainer
2:20AM
When BONK.fun
had a bad time
8mo
BONK.fun age
at time of rekt
โˆž
Pump.fun cope-free
months of operation
๐Ÿ”’
NGMI
on BONK
There's always been a better option.

Pump.fun was doing this before BONK.fun was a twinkle in a hacker's eye. No drama. No fake ToS. No Cloudflare placeholder of shame. Just vibes, launches, and functional security.

๐Ÿš€ GO TO PUMP.FUN (IT'S NOT HACKED)

No wallet drainers were used in the making of this page.
This ToS is fake: by reading this you agree to nothing. You're safe here. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ